Oh! Hello! I was not expecting thee so soon! I assume thou art one of my many peasants, and I have a strict rule forbidding peasants to look me in the eye under penalty of death 😉 but I will make an exception for thee today. So thou have probably never actually met me before, I am King Reginald of Shropshire, and I am your King. Some of my hobbies include slaying dragons, drinking mead, and grilling up some hot dogs on the beach. But recently, I had the local wizard MerMac create your mighty King a device which he has called a “computer.” It has the light of a thousand candles! My favorite thing to do on this “computer” is spend all day browsing FaceParchment.com, hooking up with some old warriors from knight school that I have not talked to in like FOREVER! (btw, Sir Gallahad has gotten faaaaaaat…!) But MerMac only conjured up two programs for me, Minesweep and Ye Ole Photoshop. Having gotten instantly frustrated with Minesweep, I then focused my attention on Ye Ole Photoshop, WHICH I FELL IN LOVE WITH. Let me show thee what I’m up to today.